Personal Lubricants For Men
Gather up your parts, private, because you’re gonna have to have your gun handy. In the midst of war, you’re gonna need something to keep your machines working smoothly while calming you down. And you can’t be going alone without accompaniment, so the ultimate lube you’ll need when going solo should be Gun Oil.
It all started when a US Marine recalled that soldiers would use an oil to keep their firearms and weapons clean too, well, keep their other weapon in working order too. The battlefield causes an insurmountable stress that only some personal time can relieve. And with the founder perfectly refining the properties of the oil so that it’s hypoallergenic, topically-safe, and user-friendly, knowing that this silicone lube will heighten any sexual experience, whether it be anal sex, masturbation and anything in-between. Thus, from the trenches of Kuwait, Gun Oil was born.
Gun Oil lube has got all you need for personal time with you and your weapon of mass destruction. But just like with any hand-to-hand combat, preparation is key to keep yourself from being worn out. Gun Oil is designed with a three-molecule silicone blend, giving you a texture you won’t get anywhere else. It’s also water resistant, latex, condom and sex-toy friendly, and is made with vitamin E and Aloe Vera to protect your skin and soften your member. Good soldiers know how not to irritate you.
To get the best overview of the things Gun Oil offers let’s see each personal lubricant on the table, including both water-based lubricants and silicone-based lubricants:
Gun Oil H2O
Guaranteed for max pleasure, Gun Oil H2O one of the highest-quality water-based lubricants money can buy. Not only is it lightweight and remarkably smooth, but it has added Ginseng and Guarana extract to heighten blood flow and sensitivity, with extracts of Aloe Vera and Oat to mitigate irritation and help repair tissue. This personal lubricant is hypoallergenic, safe for all sex toys, unscented, unflavored, and unadulterated funÉ for a long time. It will be the top-performing soldier in your brigade.
Gun Oil Gel
You like ’em thick? Then this gel is for you. It’s thick enough to stay put wherever it’s placed, making it awesome for toy play, anal intercourse, and masturbation. Best of all, the grapefruit extracts inside help keep your toys and parts clean and add a light refreshing scent in the bedroom. What a mouth-watering time.
Water-based lube got you too wet? Then let’s get it on with the thicker silicone based lube.
Gun Oil Silicone
If you’ve ever wanted to get it with someone famous, then why not include the most popular silicone lubricant Gun Oil has to offer next time things get steamy in the bedroom. This lube won’t let you down with its ultra-concentrated, extremely slick, and water-resistant feel that won’t break down or dry you out. It’s fortified with special botanicals, safe for non-porous toys, glycerin-free and paraben-free. For a good time call this lube.
The only downside is that you shouldn’t use this silicone lubricant with silicone or porous toys, as two silicones getting hot and bothered next to each other don’t end in a good time. Your toys can break down and cause an awkward moment in bed. But other than that you’re good to go!
You might be asking yourself, “What do I do when I’m stuck in the middle?” Fear not, for there’s a lube that has the best of both worlds.
Water-Silicone Hybrid Lubes
Gun Oil Loaded
Want the creaminess of a water-based lube with the longevity of a silicone-based one? Then look no further than the Gun Oil Loaded Lube. It’s water-based but with 5% added silicone to make the lube last longer. It will be thicker than the regular water- or silicone-based lubes with a difference you can feel. Use it for your dirtiest needs or for foreplay and massages. It will be safe for all toys.
But what if you want something a little… heavier? Force Recon’s got you covered. It’s a little thicker than Gun Oil Loaded, giving you the long-lasting promise of a silicone-based lube without the heavy feeling that it typically offers. Get some water and easily clean it up because of the water-based fun. It will be thick and no-drip, but with a texture that’s perfect for anal, toy play, and masturbation. Do not use it with silicone toys, though.
These lubes sound great and all, but there has to be something out there that’s solely for a party of one. What’s out there that’s ground breaking and can push you over the edge?
This lube taunts you as you first set eyes on the bottle. “Can you make it to the 29th stroke?” it asks, knowing full well the power it has over you. It’ll start out thick, feeling good as you rub it. But as things go on the lube absorbs energy from the friction and body heat and transforms into a nice, slick fluid built for the ultimate glide. Slowly feel the change happen and experience pleasure you’ve never felt before. Throw away the Vaseline, because you’ll never want to go back again.
What’s more, it’s non-greasy, fortified with natural oils, and non-staining so you can come and go without a trace. The only thing about this lube is that it is not best for condom use or intercourse. But you won’t need anything but your hands with Stroke 29.
Hopefully, you’ve got a load of one of the most highly sought after lubes around. It won’t leave you disappointed. Customers who bought the product said that it’s perfect for any solo need, describing it as liquid Vaseline but much better. It will give you an experience that will keep you begging for more.
So, whether you want to lube up your rifle or cock your gun, use Gun Oil to ensure everything’s in working order. You get what you pay for and you know that the contents of the tiny bottle will cause a huge difference in your life.
So get out there, soldier, and explore new lands you never thought you’d go before.